YOU ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF ME

my pillows are in the wash so instead of screaming into them im screaming over the internet like a true blue douchebag.

bahaha kicked in the faace.
shes pretteh.
im going mental, save me.

i eat cootie-os for breakfast

welcome home

insteading of getting a job im sitting in bed [for the second day in a row], drooling over Andrew Vanwyngarden, listening to Instant Karma, and plotting my plan of attack on the florist ladies...



we all shine on, like the moon and the stars and the sun

hey type.

What's done in the dark will come to the light